Relationships and Food - Fortunes

Located in the University of Oklahoma's student union, Wong Key is the most inconsistent place a person could ever eat.  Some days the food tastes great. Other days the cat is just too damn tough to even chew on.  However, even if the food isn't all that good on the day you visit, you can still count on finding satisfaction from your fortune cookie.  And whats inside this wonderful fortune cookie?  Something even more exciting!  A little bit of information about your life and whats to come of you that you wouldn't know if you hadn't eaten Wong Key on that particular day at that particular time.  Well, I am saving my fortunes and making them available to you in an effort to pass on the excitement.  Here is the fortune that the Great Randomizer has decided will be your fate.

 
Not happy with your fortune?

Note: While the fortunes bearing red text are not authentic Wong Key fortunes and are extremely hard to read at a decent resolution, they are fortunes nonetheless.